Monday

My day started off with seeing a condom on the elevator

I missed my bus by about 5 seconds resulting in me being late for work

The man standing behind me in line for bus tickets was so close that I wanted to turn around and ask him if he planned on jumping on my back

Is Tiger Balm a good solution to the knots in my shoulders?

If you're in customer service, would it not help if you actually had someone behind the counter. Just a thought

I would like to get a wash and set for the two work parties, but that doesn't seem financially feasible

I need a drink *sigh*