Dating, Boys & Sex

I woke up this morning thinking about popsicles. I've been thinking about boys, sex, and dating. Now I understand this is the technological age, but have guys(some) forgotten that they can use their mouths for other than just eating, drinking, or sucking on a female body part or two. Do we lack the basic communication skills that our parents, and grandparents needed to find a mate and trick them into marriage. If you lack the ability or desire to write a complete, somewhat grammatically correct sentence to a person of the opposite sex, then why would anyone think hey you're a catch I bet your a great conversationalist. I would not be surprised to find two people across from each other at dinner and instead of talking they just text each other.

I know I'm hurting when I think I'll give lesbianism a try. The only issue is that the thought of eating pussy makes my stomach turn. I also know I'm hurting when my lovely cable provider starts playing porn again(they stop during the holidays) and I think to myself God, how I've missed you.

I'm off to the store to stock up on some chocolate popsicles.