Why

• why did I pour water instead of milk in my cereal just now
• why am I having such a hard time doing my resume
• why is it all I want to do this weekend is drink
• why is it that I can't howl at the stone in Zelda:Twilight Princess so I can continue on
• why is it so hot in my apartment when it's been raining all week
• why am I not more concerned about everything
• why do my neighbours like to have heated discussions on their balcony at one in the morning and on a weekday no less
• why doesn't my other neighbours with the dog stop barking already. I would figure the barking would tired the dog out. Apparently I'm wrong since the damn thing barks for over an hour like it's nothing.
• why can't I be like Jolie in Wanted. I would be curving a bullet towards the dog as a warning. Shut up already!!!!!!!!!!
• why doesn't the sun come out and help with the drying of my clothes that are currently hanging on my balcony
• why do I feel that one day I'm going to come home and find Boots chilling on the balcony.