Pee Pee

I got up this morning at the very last minute. It felt soooo good having some time off. So good that I didn't want to go to work this morning. Big surprise I know. As soon as I walked through the doors at work I said to myself, damn this place. Today went fairly well. The devil lady who sits beside me was off so it was nice and quite. It was like heaven on earth. She's one of those people who has no inside voice. You know that one you were taught when you were a child. Well apparently she missed out on that lesson, because this women is loud as hell. And the way she talks about her kids. Just wrong. She affectionately calls her youngest son the devil child. Now isn't that sweet.
We have this temp, who just flat out needs to go. She is getting on my last nerve, and I don't even sit beside her anymore. Today I had to fight the urge to just turn to her and say are you fucking stupid. She is the receptionist, and is suppose to keep her ass in her chair. Does she do this. Hell naw. I was on the phone with a customer, trying to answer his questions since everyone else had gone for the day, when I look up and she's heading for the door. I put the man on hold and ask her where is she going. She's was going to the bathroom. I was like you can't leave if I'm on the phone. Who's going to answer it when it rings. She thought I wasn't going to be long on my call. Now people, if I'm on the phone and no one else is around to answer the incoming calls, it doesn't matter how long I'm going to be on the phone because, I won't be able to answer any calls. How hard is that to understand. Simple logic would have told her to wait until I got off the phone then go about her business. I was so vex. All I wanted to do was cuss her ass out. Maybe even throw my stapler at her damn head. There's thousands of people unemployed and looking for a job, and they find her ass. And then there are the days when she give me the creeps. She's tried to give me a massage, accidentally touched my boob, rubs my back whenever she give me a message at my desk. Then there's the times she tells me I have a nice smile, purple is a nice colour on me, and pulling my hair back suits me. I ask you people, what kind of shit is that. I haven't said anything about the touchy feely shit because I'm trying to be nice. If I become straight up ignorant, then the gloves will come off and I will make her feel like shit. Trust me people I play dirty and hit below the belt when I'm mad. The HR lady used to invade my personal space. Flat out all up on my ass. It got to the point that I just snapped and said to her have you ever heard of personal space. You need to back up. You don't see me trying to sit in your lap, do you. Honest to God I don't know where they find these people. It sort of like as long as your willing to come back the next day they will keep you. They need to hire some normal people to balance out the ratio of nut jobs vs. normal people.