Apples & Peaches

I got that raise that I wanted, only it was at job #2. Apparently I'm going to have to be more specific when making my wants known on here.
I know I've said this often enough but my days are numbered there. I become physically sick when I'm there. No matter what I eat I'm sick afterwards, but then I am 100% better as soon as my ass leaves. Is it all in my head? Maybe so. I haven't worked a full shift for the past 3 weeks. Even today I left extra early and was out the door by 7.
Today made me think about all the characters I work with. There's the racist "lady" who in my opinion of all people should not be acting as if there hot shit. Especially when your broke, you work two jobs because your husband doesn't work, and if you don't hold out much hope of your kids finishing high school at all or even in the normal 4 yrs. Well then, maybe you shouldn't be talking about other races as if they are contaminating the earth, or even as if they were dropped from the sky by a space craft. Then there's the incredible hulk. He's the new kid, who has barely any neck room, a slowing growing arch in his back. The best part is that he never smiles or laughs, and the jacket looks like it's gonna rip any moment. I'm afraid if he ever does get mad, that the jacket will slowly rip to pieces, he'll turn green, and run threw a brick wall. There's the sarcastic, no kids, never been married, might be gay guy. Honestly he cracks me up. From the shit he eats. He's the only person I know who will go to Mandarin and only eat the beef, fruit and veggies the whole time he's there. When he buys chips, he buys the organic kind. That's right folks, no Doritos, or Lay for this man. It's all about some tasteless, purple coloured chips. Mmmm, mmmm, crap. Last, but not least there's the guy who acts like he's a horny teenage boy. Some people may think that adults over the age of lets say 50 have no idea how to use the internet, let a lone turn on a computer. Obviously they haven't met horny old man, because not only does he know how to use one, he uses it to pick up chicks. The first time he's ever flew was to go and meet this woman that he had been talking to online. He hooked up with this one chick, who was about 8-10 years younger than him, and almost got her pregnant. He was talking about how here period was late. What I wanna know is, are you not a grown ass man, should you not be more careful. Isn't that something a kid in high school would say. It's like a whole other universe, whenever I enter those doors. I swear I hear the theme song from the twilight zone start to play whenever I go there.